Horrible Thanksgiving.

My job was the turkey. Rosemary, thyme, garlic rub totally wrapped in bacon. Dinner was announced for 2-230.

I set the turkey, went to do my workout. Roasted coffee while I worked out. Cut it short so I could shower and be dressed..

Nobody else did fuck all of anything. My wife didn't even get dressed. At 330 i ate turkey from a paper plate, flipped everyone the bird, and went to bed.

Asshole guests didn't even show up until 430, no excuse or apology.Told them to fuck off too.

>>11802106

Yep, from earlier.

It was glorious! So juicy. I've eaten a pound myself today.

>>11802199

>>11802216

>>11802256

Put the spice rub under the bacon. As it cooks, the turkey draws in the bacon fat with the spices.

Deep penetration, just the way your mom likes it.