>>11802078

>My wife didn't even get dressed. At 330 i ate turkey from a paper plate, flipped everyone the bird, and went to bed.

>Asshole guests didn't even show up until 430, no excuse or apology.Told them to fuck off too.

Sounds like a spanking for the wife is in order.

>>11802203

Text is too sharp in relation to truck. Maybe fuzz it a little.

A sans serif font could help, too.

>>11802298

>or you can have war

Is she promising us a good time?