Anonymous ID: 5d3fd4 Nov. 29, 2020, 1:53 a.m. No.11827052   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

FAB laundry liquids & powder sales skyrocket during Covid

 

Blog by thocial networker and food critic Jasmine Rhyce.

 

It's no secret amongst the wives of FIFO mining workers, that a little comfort and security is necessary for a woman to blossom whilst their family has been broken up by their man leaving them. Typically, the husbands or boyfriends are often away from their families and loved ones gallivanting around the countryside for extended periods living it up under the facade of 'providing' for their families.

 

That's where the industrious, strong nature of these Oprah enthusiasts rise to the challenge like the powerful and indepenedent women they are. So much so in fact, women across the country have devised a code of communication, and it is both fascinating and ingenious, and you are about to find out why!

 

During these difficult, challenging and unprecedented times of lonliness, boxes of OMO laundry powders starting to appear in windows viewable from the street in vast numbers. It was once considered a display of hygiene, but insiders have spilt the beans. "It's actually a message to my toy boy", one anonymous woman explained, "It's code for On My Own".

 

During the Covid pandemic however, FAB laundry powders and liquids, which were generally only displayed for a week at a time, have now replaced OMO in windows, causing FAB sales to skyrocket. Fuckin Assholes Back.

Anonymous ID: 5d3fd4 Nov. 29, 2020, 4:27 a.m. No.11827652   ๐Ÿ—„๏ธ.is ๐Ÿ”—kun

>>11827636

What's the time over there? Ya just appeared like you clocked onto work. Got anything else to say? Repeating your opinion over and over illustrates a disabled mind. If you are disabled I respect your courage but you should talk about various subjects.