https://www.wonkette.com/bill-barr-just-saying-donald-trump-dead-to-him-now
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL.
Poor Donald Trump has been doing his conspiracizing (it's like Jazzercise, but dumber) lately about how his appointed FBI Director Chris Wray AND MAYBE EVEN THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, which is led by fascist pigfuck Bill Barr, are failing to help him steal the election from Joe Biden the way he likes. He whiiiiiiiined to Fox News's Maria Bartiromo this weekend that maybe his own FBI and DOJ are literally doing a conspiracy to steal the election from him. "This is total fraud, and how the FBI and Department of Justice — I don't know," he said. "Maybe they are involved," he said.
Well it sounds like they are, and maybe Trump needs to get on Twitter and return Bill Barr to the broken rest stop condom dispenser he found him in, because Bill Barr has announced to the Associated Press that Trump is totally dead to him and he was never the REAL Roy Cohn, despite how he tricked Trump into thinking that.
Reminder: This is the same Bill Barr who was absolutely willing just a couple of months ago to spread unmitigated horseshit about how China or some other foreign actor was just going to manufacture fake mail-in ballots for Joe Biden, based on the evidence he saw when he closed his eyes really tight and punched himself in the face repeatedly, allegedly.
Point is, he was completely DTF with helping Trump steal an election not so long ago. Guess that's changed.
Barr even seemed to specifically reference clownass Sidney Powell and Rudy Giuliani running around swearing that the Venezuelan Hugo Chavez voting machines are stealing all the Trump votes and giving them to Joe Biden
In other words, yes, if the raccoons in Sidney Powell's and Rudy Giuliani's brains DID escape and they DID start mating without teeny tiny little raccoon condoms and they DID get butt pregnant with each other's raccoon babies, which then DID give the entire human population a severe new strain of hybrid rabies/herpes, that would be pretty bad! But Bill Barr has seen no evidence of that having happened.
BRB, we are checking Donald Trump's Twitter feed every five seconds to see if he has fired Barr yet.
We are sure this late-breaking news development is unrelated to Barr's Associated Press interview, of course:
Wheeeeeeeeeeee!