Hi friends. I'm your friend Tom, the BO from MR. You like having friends don't you? You can never have enough friends. Come join all your other friends over at our place. You don't want to be the last one stuck here do you? That would be shameful. You wouldn't want everyone laughing at you would you? So, what are you still doing here? Get your butts on over to MR and be with all your friends.
I love you - see you there.