Anons, I have finally done it. After 10 years of non stop research and work, I have successfully created a time machine. Problem is, it only goes back 5:5 years, and there is no way of returning. I am hereby offering my services to go back in time, exactly 5:5 years ago, and will exterminate, with extreme prejudice, one target that will change the future for the better. I am now taking target suggestions, so feel free to submit your choices to me if you will. I leave tomorrow.