Inspired by anon's post 11909687 in bread # 15203
I made a few minor changes while keeping the flavor and zest.
See if you like it:
An adaptation of Charlie Daniels’ Band, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia."
The devil went down to Georgia,
He was lookin’ for a vote to steal.
He was the Biden kind
And he was way behind
so he was willing to make a deal.
When he came across our POTUS
Workin’ for the people and workin’ a lot,
The devil jumped up on a hick'ry stump
and said POTUS LET ME TELL YA WHAT
I bet you didn’t know it, but
I’m a politician too;
And if you care to take a dare,
I’ll make a bet with you.
Now most voters love you, boy,
But give the devil his due:
I’ll bet an election foretold
Against your soul
‘Cause I think I’m better than you.
Our POTUS said “my names Donald,
And it might be a sin,
But I’ll take your bet -
Your gonna regret,
Cause I’m the BEST THERE’S EVER BEEN!”
Donald rile up your core
And spread your message far,
Cause hell’s broke loose in Georgia
And the devil deals in fraud.
And if you win you'll get a re-election
And four more,
But if you lose, the devil steals the vote!
The devil opened up a case
And said, "I'll start this show!"
And ballots flew from his suitcase
As a USB found its home.
When he placed another USB
It made an evil HISSSS….
And a band of demoncrats joined in
and it sounded something like this…
When the devil finished Donald said,
"Well you’re pretty good ol’ son!
But set yourself in that chair right there
And let me show you how it’s done!"
Fraud on the mountain, run boys, run!
The devil’s in the house of communism,
Libs in a voting booth makin’ out votes,
Granny will your vote count?
No child, no!
The devil bowed his head
Because he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that reelection on the ground
At Donald's feet.
Donald said don’t you ever come back
And think voters are so dumb,
Cause I'm POTUS elect,
I’m draining the swamp,
And the best is yet to come!
Fraud on the mountain, run boys, run!
The devil’s in the house of communism.
Libs in a voting booth makin’ out votes,
Granny will your vote count?
No child, no!