Jesus tapdancing Christ, Mike is fucking everywhere at all times.
>he wouldn't like you taking the Lord's name in vain
I DON'T LIKE HIM BEING AN INTEDIMENSIONAL WIZARD TRYING TO SELL ME PILLOWS IN MY SLEEP
He's everywhere. He watches you while you sleep. He knows if you didn't buy the Giza Dream Sheets™. He's in the room with you right now.
Do you see him?