Man, I don't know where all this gas is coming from today but it's going to kill me! I can't tell if it's just gas or not till I get to the bathroom! I hate this shit! I don't know what I ate today but I have to get this figured out before tomorrow! I'm going to wear my own asshole out if it keeps up! I feel like I'm breathing in through my nose and mouth, then directly out my ass! The cat just left the room with his tail between his legs and I had to open the window. This is insane. I hope I haven't stripped a chakra or something!

I don't know what It could have been that I ate. All I ate today was a couple stale granola bars I had in my desk drawer forever. I think fiber one granola bars or something like that.

>>11941605

What do you mean?

>>11941631

Well they were granola bars… and not that old, just tasted stale. I don't know, could be the brand even. I'm not sick, I just can't stop passing gas! And I'm not talking about little, "Prrrrbft's" either. I'm talking light house fog horn wind breakers that set the post it pads to sail. 15 to 20 second honkers that change their pitch 3 or 4 times. It's insane… I never had gas this bad before.

>>11941725

I'm sure they could, but good lord, give me a chance to catch my breath! I take a deep breath, I break wind with the force of a light house fog horn for 30 seconds, deep breath, repeat. Gonna have to ice down my asshole if this doesn't stop! Hope it's not some voodoo witch dr curse to die of the dithering shits or something.

Like this guy!

Except this asshole raped a witch dr's daughter. The witch dr cursed him to fart himself to death.

>>11941852

Doubtful. Most of us aren't always pleasant and have had our bad days here. Q wouldn't ever want to actually meet and hang out with us anons, He actually has some class.

>>11941485

Owen Heart?

>>11941485

He sure sounds like JFK JR

>>11941485

Shit, that IS pretty close and the voice is close too

>>11942299

Damn, those eyes… Anons looks close at the eyes.

>>11942334

No, they're not, they're perfect, just older and a different angle. Look close at dimples next to mouth. Especially right side. Both have smaller right side than left side, identical. It's unnerving actually.

>>11942409

Good point, but one is also from a 35mm camera before digital cameras existed, so it's also mirrored.

>>11942409

I don't know who the guy is, probably no one, or just a troll, but it was a bit unnerving, if you look close, how easily you could make those pictures fit, or argue the point with merit. Only difference with chin I could see was he tightened his lip up to say, "God Speed."