And they call Q a LARP!?
If this isn't a blaring prep to a psyop, I don't know what is. So let me get this ghey? A "Galactic Federation" of "friendly"space aliens who drive around in fuzzy, blurry Tic-Tac mobiles are in contract with governments so they can perform anal probing experiments in exchange for hard cold space tech because evidently we have the best assholes in space? Man these devils are clever and evidently very kinky.
Probing sphincters must be a highly valued galactic activity. Has anyone considered we might be giving our asses away too cheaply?
Tell them we're done looking at the cheap Chinese stuff, we want the see the good stuff - you know the galaxy destroying tech - or it's no anal for you galactic perverts!
Caaaalll Me Crazy! But I won't be joining the "Galactic Federation" thanks.