Get this then anon.
one of our staff said today she was volunteering to get a covid test.
"are you sick"
"oh no, I just want to help the government with their statistics"
"er… do you realise if you get found positive you will have to isolate, and those around you will have to isolate for 10 days too, and therefore by your actions we will not be able to conduct business and therefore we will have to close the shop, the business will go under and all your colleagues, and yourself, will lose their jobs"
"well I'm going to do it anyway"