Just tell Joe "Mr. President Elect, this is the square office in the White House." kek
Don't you just love those knuckle cracks with a ruler from the nuns. I'm paying for that now as I get old and knuckles get all cranky.
If God was smart, he should have gotten rid of us long ago and started over since he already got some practice making us. In all honesty we are assholes.
You don't remember do you. He tried to do it before. The flood. Remember. His biggest mistake was keeping Noah and his family.
All the stories in the bible are distorted versions of the ancient Sumerian texts.
In the bible it is written as flood and so is the ancient Sumerian texts. In the Bible it was god who chose to save Noah. In the Sumerian texts his name was Ziusudra and it was Enki who didn't want his creations to end up drowned and taught him how to build the boat.
The one difference is that ancient Sumerian texts predate those of anything written in the Bible.
Even Jesus was an asshole. By raising Lazarus from the dead. Picture this, you are up in the kingdom of heaven, finally making it after all the struggles and toil on this rock, just chilling and having a grand 'old time and woosh all of a sudden you find yourself awake and in a coffin. I know I'd be like "Fuck, I'm down here again".