knowing what we know now…..
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, Joo gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.
Costello: Joo is?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: So Joo gets it?
Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Joo's wife?
Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Costello: Joo does?
Abbott: Absolutely.
Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you Joos on second.
Abbott: Joos on first!