Interesting take, can see this as a possible intermediate step. Like, in order to prevent bloodshed, we cut a deal–they can take those five states that the rest of us don't want around anyway, and in exchange they leave us the hell alone for a few years. Meanwhile, we try to save as many as we can from those states before the Merlot Curtain closes.
Gives us breathing space to solidify our position, advertise our obvious mandate to the rest of the world, and lament the plight of our kindred still trapped in the grey flatblock utopia of the Cascadia-Illiconsin-Midatlantic Axis of Evil. Our very own Donbass Russians.
And then, once our PR is spot-on, the AC-130s ride on Sacramento.
Sorry wordy, you just made my eyes twinkle a bit there.