Gary: So, so what? You're just gonna shut down? I really like you. There's no chance we can ever get together?
Lisa: Only if you could promise me you'll never get 'rona.
Gary: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
Gary: [turns her around and puffs himself up] I promise. I was vaccinated last week. [they draw closer and kiss for a long time]
wear the mask
get the vaccine
this could be you:
Gary and Lisa fall onto a bed, he on top of her, both naked. Foreplay ensues. She strokes his torso from the neck down along the chest and abdomen. He begins having intercourse with her in the missionary position. Next, they get into a 69 position rather lazily, next she's on to of him in cowgirl position, next she goes into buffalo stance and he mounts her, next, they're back in 69 position as they give each other oral sex, next he sucks on one of her tits, next she's turned around and he mounts her, next she's giving him oral sex as he lies on the bed, next she's in reverse cowgirl position, next they're spooning in bed, next he's performing a pile-driver on her, next they're back in missionary position and Gary is furiously having intercourse now
what are the pros and cons of patriot tits vs traitor tits?
kek, only a policeman would think that's a real gun.
hey, the entire government is corrupt.
except the military.
that's why it has to be the military.
because they have Tegrity.
Q: what do you call a Chinese gooseberry?
A: a Kiwi
because you think Georgia is the Light of the World
right, because doing a commander's (did I punctuate that correctly) inventory in the same week as getting anthrax vax = message to Garcia
we're not worthy
tactical retreat
regroup
in for the strategic win in 2024!!!
>When I see General Flynn start to panic, then I panic. Until then, pass the fucking popcorn fags.
pass the popcorn?
oh, there it is, next to the Beanz…
set up a recurring $20 donation to DJT 2024 campaign.
how do you know it's of a woman?
korean
>Texas flag flies at the same height as the US flag.
yet you can't even get standing in your court of original jurisdiction.
sad.
so maybe my neighbors can take down the BLM lawnsigns now?
>there's no fucking way patriots stand by and do nothing after 1/20.
we control the Senate, and the SCOTUS.
four years seems like a long time, but we'll be going to DJT 2024 rallies in now time at all.
cool your nuts.
frosty balls play the long game.