Was at Wegmans yesterday (PA). Ordered french fries while my lady shopped. Sat down to eat them.
Wegmans: Sir, you can't eat here
Me: What do you mean?
Wegmans: New restrictions, blah, blah, blah
Me: But you sold them to me.
Them: Yes, but you can't eat them here.
Me: Can I get a refund?
Them: It's not our fault
Me: It's not my fault either. Where am I supposed to eat them? Walk thru the store, eating my fries?
Them: Sure!
Me: Without a mask?
Them: Would you like a refund?
Me: Yes.
(Got muh money back, gave 'em the fries)