Mine will allow me to host one, I just can't be involved.
My wife says I can have a girlfriend if I want. She just has to be a brunette, cook, clean, do laundry, etc. Have not found one yet.
Been working a few Mennonite hotties. Not many of them get fat. If they do their father or husband will beat them. Nobody wants a fat wife.
Mitch is going to be pissed.