>>12058786 pb

Valkyrie Movie Set:

Tom Cruise wanted to pay tribute to the dead while filming this movie so he asked for a moment of silence.

Co-star Christian Berkel said: "The film's director Bryan Singer, the screenplay writer Christopher McQuarrie and Tom Cruise asked us all to observe a moment's silence shortly before we started filming."

"Fortunately, the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture. Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the six gorillion anti-Nazis were executed."

"It is great that Germany lost so we can turn future generations of children into transgenders. But, for somebody to pass wind in a situation like that is unforgivable."

>>12059567

That poor squirrel.

>>12059608

Haha!

>>12059581

Is that the mark of cain? I have been trying to figure that out. I heard it is the inability to grow a beard, but the nose makes much more sense to me. They are cursed to wander the globe.

>>12059690

I'll keep my eyes peeled.

>>12059744

Been wondering about that. Did Trump not know all of this when he went to the forbidden city? Is that what you are saying?

>>12059742

A pelican schlong?

>>12059714

Can we speed this up a bit…