>>12076954 PB

>Being on a company call (because muh work from home) having to listen to my coworkers panic about Covid is tiring as fuck…

>Oh noo more cases, oh no i'm not testet yet, oh no people I know are irresponsible, etc. etc.

>I am fighting hard to not just yell at them: >"Grow some fucking balls!"

>FUCK THIS COVID HOAX!

 

I'm so glad I am retired.

I do not seem to have the grace to just put up with this kind of cowardly shit.

The other day I went shopping for a bar of soap someone wanted for Christmas. Just one bar. Have not gone shopping this year, so, I figured one trip out would not hurt. (Been making spouse do the shopping, cuz could feel the volcano building, you know?)

But, just once. One time for Christmas. Right?

 

Wrong.

 

The mask NAZI found me.... "yadda yadda put on a mask."

I just started yelling at her about the damn mask.

She says "do you want to talk to the manager?"

 

Something snapped, man, cuz, I reveled at the prospect of yelling at the manager. (I had put the mask on she handed me and I was so glad I did)

 

"Sure" I said.

 

Manager comes down as I had finished calmly picking out the soap, heading to the register.

 

"You have to wear a MASK!" He says.

 

"Oh, Really? Is that a LAW? Show me the law. Bet you cant. Because if you could READ the official CDC web site, and do your OWN HOMEWORK instead of DRINKING the KOOLAID, you would KNOW less people died this year than last year and there is NO PANDEMIC!"

Man, I just laid into this idiot.

Yelled at him the whole time checking out.

 

I yelled at him so much, he runs away, then comes back and yells

"WHY are you YELLING at me????"

 

I mean literally bent over holding his gut as he YELLS this.

 

"I yelled BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING ME WEAR THIS STUPID MASK FOR NO REASON SO AS LONG AS I AM WEARING IT I AM GOING TO LET YOU HAVE IT!!!!

 

By this time about 30 people in the store were all stopped to stare at us. Good thing I was wearing the mask, cuz I almost busted out in laughter (which would have been so not cool, but, the mask was hiding a smile). I was looking at all the lemmings with their heads poked up over the store merchandise. WTF?

 

I said rather loudly.

 

"Does ANYONE in this place KNOW how much money a hospital gets PAID if they can write COVID on a death certificate no matter WHAT the person died from????? Because if you DONT know, you need to go look it up. GET on LINE and look it up. Then go to the CDC web site to the annual official death rates, and SEE for yourselves, NO PANDEMIC!"

 

They all ditched their heads back down.

I had to leave quick, or the belly laugh was gonna get the better of me pretty quick.

As I walked out the door:

 

"Keep drinking the cool-aid folks. They will find a way to lock you up next year too, because you are teaching them that it pays to destroy your livelihoods and your children!"

 

Yeah.

The year I only went Christmas shopping once.