>Be Fortune 500 wagefag

>Company announces in Oct. that the defined benefit pension that was discontinued over 15 years ago will transition in the new year to US Treasury backed funds with a new management firm

>Oldfag_Boomer_Reeee.exe

>But muh returns won't be as as much as stonks full of Chinee investment

>Re-watch all the YuhTub vids of Pompeo's whirlwind speaking tour warning off of Sino-Backed institutional funds

>Remember company rumors of a DOJ visit with black SUVs and cop cars one day at work

MFW I realize POTUS is probably waiting for the new year for everybody to switch their funds, and all money is safe.