🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like GITMO, everywhere you go

Take a look in the DoD and Pentagon glistening once again

With candy canes and silver lanes aglow

It's beginning to look a lot like GITMO

Toys in every store

But the prettiest sight to see, are the arrests that will be

At your own GITMO

A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots

Is the wish of Barney and Ben

Dolls that will talk and will go for a walk

Is the hope of Janice and Jen

And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again

It's beginning to look a lot like GITMO

Everywhere you go

There's a tree in the Grand Hotel, one in the park as well

The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like GITMO

Soon the penalties will start

And the thing that will make them hang

Is the gun that you bang, right within their heart

It's beginning to look a lot like GITMO

Toys in every store

But the prettiest sight to see, are the arrests that will be

At your own GITMO

Sure, it's 1776 once more 🎶