The stimulus checks should be in the form of a digital wallet filled with bitcoin with dated options to receive more. Say 0.05 Bitcoin now, if you want to spend it now vs. a various interest rates to hold it with options to sell at 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, and 10 years.
In a year, 0.5 Bitcoin could be $50k. In 10 years, 1 Bitcoin could be $10M. We know the government keeps confiscating Bitcoin but them selling it on the market. Just imagine the wealth if those fucking idiots hadn't auctioned the Silk Road coins…