>>1209258

1. I'm just going to get up and check 8 chan while I drink my coffee.

2. Ok – as soon as I've finished my lunch at the computer, I will definitely get back to real life.

3. OMG, look at that! I can't leave now. It's my responsibility to dig!! Just two more hours.

4. Q is here! Gasp! It's happening! I can't leave now!

5. I really have to get to bed so I can get something done tomorroow!

6. I can't believe it's already 3 am!

Rinse and repeat…

>>1209788

But first…let me check to see if Trump has tweeted.

OMG - look at those deltas. What does that mean? Gotta dig, gotta dig…

(We're hopeless, anon)