Which shill is going to win highest post count for this bread?
Which one will win shittiest meme quality?
Which one will say the word Jew the most during this bread?
I guess we have to wait to find out.
Welcome to the 974th annual Shillympics!
Where we predict what they're going to do before they do it.
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Ohhhh Anon I don't think that's even possible.
Besides, you're missing out on the hottest game show of the decade!
Here, at SPOT! THAT! SHILL! applause we embrace the culture shock these lowlifes exhibit and allow them to openly embarrass their culture by showing the whole world how worthless each of them are! We like for them to know they lack any tangible life skills and are trapped in their own inconsequential existence by their lack of understanding of basic human interactions.
You're missing out on all the fun!
We have a couple contenders already, folks.
at 100 posts, there is a faggot that has almost 10 posts!
WOW
The meme quality is pretty much the same feces-qualtiy as it always is; we're waiting for an all-star to pop out.
Stay tuned!
What an exciting night of garbage sniffing!
This game show might not be for everyone!
Pic related might be the worst meme of the bread!
Probably the worst of the week
(I mean look at that font. It's the wrong color, too. And you can't even read it without enlarging it. And the text isn't centered. And the pic doesn't match the message. Wow.
The I seeth'd it meme is pretty stinky too, but at least it makes a little more sense!
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Here at SPOT! THAT! SHILL! we celebrate the subhuman nature of the shills that frequent our modest little research board.
Sorry for the interruption, folks.
All this talk about shills got my bowels all stirred up.
Our producer had to go beat his wife, which took a while because she refused to piss him off.
I had to go outside and shit in the street, but there was a dog out there, so I had to chase him down and kick the shit out of him before I could.
NOW. Let's see where we're at with our leaderboards.
Whoa we got a 21 post shill right here
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They're not even baking! Who has 21 comments in less than 500 posts?
Worst meme?
I think we gotta give it to this guy
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He couldn't even make his own meme
Purple text is a huge bonus to shitty memes, too.
I can smell the BO from here, folks
The shills are IP hopping like crazy tonight, so it's hard to give an award to just one of them, folks.
I know, I know.
They all deserve a prize.
But we only have so much rope here at the studio!
They work so hard, I know, I know.
We're running out of time, frens.
I'd just like to thank the contestants for participating tonight.
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There's never a shortage of manure this time of night.
Or should I say 'morning' for the contestants' sake.
So let's wrap with the final Shillympics results.
Shall we?
applause
The shill with the most posts is
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awwwwww
The shill with the shittiest meme quality is
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laughter
The shill that said the word "Jew" the most times is
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Thanks for playing folks, and you know what we always say:
REAL ANONS DON'T GLOW
applause
Thank you, thank you.
points to audience
Thank you.
Good night, Tehran!
I'm sorry, but the results are tallied all at one time.
We do not accept entries after the allotted time frame has expired.
Your entry has been submitted, but it will not be counted in the results of this contest.
Rumor has it that the next Shillympics will have a 'best meme' category as well.
Maybe you can submit your entry then.
Thanks for playing, see you next episode!
Everyone's got access to a doorknob.
They come in so many shapes and sizes.
Scarves definitely outsold doorknobs.
The doorknob sales will skyrocket after this is all over because of the fatasses breaking them with the scarves.