I know we hate hearing about this dipshit, but this is too rich not to post. Woke up this morning wondering what ever happened to Commander Troublepuffs.

1) Having a much bigger, time-traveling brain than anyone else, he fired his lawyers to represent himself, so he could argue

2) that he needs to be released in order to defend himself because wait lines for the computers to access the law library are too long now during pandemic lockdown

Thereby fucking himself. Awesome LULZ

https://casetext.com/case/united-states-v-steinbart