Anons who are looking for a job - talk to a recruiter. They know a lot more openings than you do, they don't get discouraged by non-answers/no's, they don't give up on you.
>I swear my GF is just one more Q comment away from breaking up with me.
Q, 8ch.net and 4chan are not something you should push at anyone. If you haven't come here on your own, you're not ready yet.