In approximately 2038, the DOJ will announce the results of their investigation into the 9/11 tragedy, someone aboard one of the flights received 2, TWO helpings of inflight peanuts. Oh the humanity.
Said it happens all the time, no biggie he said
Visually impressive celestial alignment, west by southwest, just after sunset. Or maybe something morh
Or, if it’s all misdirection, keep an eye on east by northeast
In 2052, the DOJ will announce that they found 2, TWO ballots in Detroit with identical signatures.
Why not divide it among the Senators and Congresspersons… they’ve worked so hard.