It magically slipped from the deck on its own!
"ARF!" SAID ARTHUR THE A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K.
CHEMTRAILS OVER THE CABANA
Except when my fingers trip or I'm inebriated!
NEW PHONE! WHO DIS?
THESE TREES NEED XMAS LIGHTS!
WHO THE FUCK IS "PMURT" AND WHY DID I VOTE FOR HIM?
ALSO, WHAT HAS "ISLUT" BEEN UP TO LATELY?
Wow, you can kill Jeff Bezos by buying shit on his website.
Hey cunts, this is how we are spending our holiday together.
Let's catch up on some reading, Henry Cavill & Sam Heughan!
I'm not leaf, but if you want to continue being q jealous hater…
I'm not stopping you, jealous hater!
JH for short
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Easy ones, preferably.q