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Henry, i don't want to be on social media. This Nokia phone with your telephone number programmed into it is all I need, require, deserve, and desire!
I want you to program all my phone numbers, Henry Cavill.
The Pope goes in after you.
Not now, though.
Just Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan at the moment.
I love you so much, husband Henry Cavill!
I don't want to deal with this negativity on my interwebz.
My bed, right?
DIGZ!
Go away, nigger or beaner!
In me!
Actuqlly, Henryโฆ
I don't want a phone.
I want you to speak for me to the plebes/lapdogs/slaves/breeding-stock/my inter-planetary empire builders.
MAGICAL 505 DIGITS CONFIRM I AM MARRYING HENRY CAVILL!
Happy Sinkhole de Mayo!
I wrote something incredibly funny about having to try to isolate myself and pretend I'm an NPC just like you by typing "kek" instead of "lol" to fit in, but the text is long gone!
Think this iPad will make a better smack once I toss it off of the balcony?
I prefer this one.
'83, hubby!
And I'm '89!
REVERED SIGILS
This remix, Henry Cavill and Sam Heughan.
When you're pounding me raw.
Like this?
Filtering because I only listen to trance/dance/house music.
Who keeps reporting me?
non-violently
Henry Cavill
Sam Heughan
Look at all of the places where we can make love!
Althoughโฆ
There are nicer suites in this building.
Pay up, whores!
No balcony shots. 9/11 traumatized me for life!
Henry and Samโฆ
What would it be like to fuck to this NightCore crap?
I'll film it for you. Can anyone pull up the Q drop about the HRC video?
Herpes ain't as bad as the HIV.
OR BEING A WOMAN OR A NIGGER OR ANYONE ELSE WHO ISN'T ME, HENRY CAVILL, AND SAM HEUGHAN
Henry Cavill
Sam Heughan
I'll give you a pardon if you kill Michael B. Jordan!
It's cool to be a racist in Trump and/or Biden's AmeriKKKa
AKA my universe/toy/simulation
I will trade my soul for:
1) The keys to this ride (my simulation)
2) Henry Cavill's hand in marriage
3) Sam Heughan fucking me during a threesome with my husband Henry Cavill
4) Michael B. Jordan's public hanging/execution