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Dear Shills:

Merry Christmas! In honor of the coming birth of our Lord Jesus Christ, let's call a truce for the next 3 days. Again, this is in honor of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Merry Christmas Shills!

Sincerely,

Anon

The Q Rap – Makin' My Body Groove

Verse

My girl was bitchin’ ‘bout what I do

Say I spend all my time on dat Q

I learned a trick, that I must share

It keep dat skirt outta my hair

She say nothin’ is commin’ true

And all you ever do is look at bewbs

Baby it’s ‘bout memes and research

Like going to school, like goin’ to church

Chorus/Hook (Female Background Singers

Baby, baby, baby, you on dat Q?

Keep learnin’ that research that make my body groove

Baby, baby, baby, where you learn dat thing?

I learned it on Q baby!

Q teaches you everything!

Verse

Bitch be yapping all da time

No one’s arrested for does crimes

You say the future defines the past

But when everyone knows it baby, you’ll be the last

A waste of time is what you do

But, then again you make my body groove

Chorus/Hook (Female Background zsingers)

Baby, baby, baby, you on dat Q?

Keep learnin’ that research that make my body groove

Baby, baby, baby, where you learn dat thing?

I learned it on Q baby!

Q teaches you everything!

Verse

Started thinkin’ ‘bout life from all those memes

There’s more to life than just snappin’ beans

Started readin’ shit about gemetria

Learn not to play with your urethra Gained some knowledge ‘bout that thing

Life just ain’t ‘bout snappin’ beans

She a Cello, you play those strings-oooo

I’m the master, I make that normie tingle

Chorus/Hook (Female Background singers

Baby, baby, baby, you on dat Q?

Keep learnin’ that research that make my body groove

Baby, baby, baby, where you learn dat thing?

I learned it on Q baby!

Q teaches you everything!

Verse

Took her home

Under the hood

Pluck her strings

Just like Q said I should

Wow! That’s what she say

Where you learn dat, it’s like ballet

You never guess, it something new

I learned it all, from my homeboy Q!

Chorus/Hook (Female Background Singers)

Baby, baby, baby, you on dat Q?

Keep learnin’ that research that make my body groove

Baby, baby, baby, where you learn dat thing?

I learned it on Q baby!

Q teaches you everything!