An anon opines:
Here's an idea:
Christmas Eve, Trump has a special guest with a white beard and a red suit is solemnly escorted in to a televised presentation with POTUS, plenty of lighthearted Yuletide chatter. POTUS and FL welcome their esteemed guest, who has an English accent. Then POTUS presents a pardon to the man, who happens to be Julian Assange, freshly flown in by a SAM and in disguise as Santa, escorted in by the Secret Service . . . and he has a sack full of goodies. Starting with confirmation that Seth Rich was his informant at the DNC. On live TV. On Christmas Eve. Epic wouldn't begin to cover it. That would be Legendary.
How many of them would be shitting coal?