Says red text fudge packer with theUSELESSliberal arts degree. Liberal arts is for underachieving, freedom hating cumstains.
A length of piano wire and a sufficiently long drop will accomplish the same thing, cost less and fit in your back pocket.
Thrust. Not trust.
I was thinking LAMP POST.
Yep. Just wipe on your T-shirt and wear the blood of your vanquished enemies as a badge of honor.