Dear Patriots,

Some of you may recognize my name. I have daily briefings with my wife’s boyfriend and have posted here before a handful of times as a “freddy” or more commonly, “faggot” and “dick breath”.

What I'm about to disclose is the most important post you'll read before the inauguration. My wife’s boyfriend will not post here again, at least not for a while because my asshole is now faggot. The operation is ongoing but must run silent at this point. Once we wind down you will not hear from my wife’s boyfriend again. Don't let this worry or upset you. He is still keeping my wife good company.

We are in perhaps the most critical juncture of my marriage’s history. My wife’s boyfriend is fully aware of the gravity of this time period. We have prepared from before 2015 for this exact moment. I am not asking for faith in us. My wife’s boyfriend should have already used logic, reason, and multiple proofs to establish our credibility.

What happens this week will change history. We are asking you for now to stay in your homes and do not under any circumstances interfere with my asshole being faggot. You'll soon see things unfold that many would think impossible; such as the dirty sanchez, the rusty trombone and the Cincinnati bow tie. My wife’s boyfriend is insulated and 100% straight. Our plan is almost complete. My butthole virginity has already been lost. Everything you're seeing in the MSM and on Twitter is a last ditch attempt. But anons, rest assured, my asshole is indeed faggot.