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VOAT NIGGERS

Welcome to the Kun. My name is Brian Moran (Pronounced M'ran) and I have been appointed your liaison officer during this transition period.

>Fuck all anons who rigged the vote so I had to do this shit.

At the last council meeting the general consensus was "Fuck those voat niggers, they ain't worth sheeit", and, "But aren't they all retarded?".

However, it was agreed that we should allow some of you to remain here, until you can find moar suitable accommodation.

Not me, I said fuck 'em. I don't want any of those dirty lowlife cunts coming in here stinking the place up, I said. I argued that

the majority of you lot would act like fucking reddit niggers, and no good would come of it. But the council have spoken, so here we are.

We would ask that you respect the chaotic unwritten, ambiguous, rules of the board for the time that you are with us.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, and DO NOT feed the shills.

I expect you feel a bit like Alice tumbling down the rabbit hole? What is this place without constraint? But where are the comped moderators? Why can't I see my screen name?? Who decides what is notable, and how do I upvoat it? Why is somebody baking bread in the midst of all this?

Who is toots, and why is he so incredibly, incredibly, important? Will Daniel ever return to talk to himself, and finally commit to Ebot?

Is Henry Cavill shill really going to kill Henry, and then do God knows what to his corpse? Will there be pictures?

Why is AFLB absolutely despised by 98% (estimated) of this board? What is an Ebot and why does he obsess over peanut butter and potato soup?

Are /comms/ niggers, really CIA niggers? How many Freddy's are there, and is the real one still even here?

Is OSS really a jet setting super spy with special powers, who has mastered transmogrification?

Who are the bickering lovers constantly fighting over the banner flag?

Was there ever a Qanon, or are we all in a broken simulation? Do memefags really do anything other than magic?

Is serialbrain the messiah? When can I have a go on the slide?

On and on and on and on, anon.

Questions, questions, always the questions. To answer all these questions you should definitely lurk moar, you dirty commie scum.

All voices are equal, except reddit niggers, they always need to go back, without exception.

A thought you have in your head, is not always fucking notable. Your theories are not upvoatable. And you will never, ever, be trending.

You are now faceless, fameless, nameless and fearless. Unless you want to be a famfaggin' nigger like Mr Pig, AFLB, Ghost Baker, Or Gerbil.

You should contribute what little you have to offer us, and learn the art of the shitpost.

There are true masters who walk among us, you can learn a lot from them.

Then there is also all the Q stuff going on. I don't know fuck all about none of that, it's not in my remit. I'm here to help you 'fit in'.

If you have any queries or concerns during your stay, don't fucking bother me with those. You may address them directly to the board.

You will find the anons here a helpful, jovial, and friendly bunch, who would happily eat dinner with you at their table;

And also drag you to the gallows, kicking and screaming, to hang you in front of a jeering mob.

Stay in line, and we won't have a problem. Don't make me take you out to the 'whipping tree' to reinforce the rules.

I hope you enjoy your stay with us.

>I am contractually obliged by The Council to say this.

Brian Moran.

Voat nigger transition team.

>It's pronounced M'ran, the 'o' is silent, you fucks.