Argues-with-shills was a brave anon who could not stop fighting evil. So satan made a meme that said 'Argues-with-shills-is-a-shill."

satan posted this decietful meme one night on QR 8kun.top.

Even though Argues-with-shills knew he wasn't a shill, and knew that satan was a shill, and that satan posted this false accusatory meme to taunt him, Argues-with-shills had to argue and insisted satan was the shill.

satan denied it, and said Argues-with-shills was a brainlet and a knob goblin.

Argue-with-shills then presented a hundred post history in screen caps proving satan was a liar. That he, Argues-with-shills wasn't a shill and satan was a shill, and called satan a pug felcher and so on; and that is how satan turned Argues-with-shills into his personal shill.

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SHILLS OATH

I am satan's shill. I believe nothing, I will say anything. I have no values, friends or family I will not sell into bondage forever for food and for feathers. Dollars will buy me. What can not spend I will burn in an ashtray or shove up my ass but I must have dollars. Give me fiat. I am satan's shill. I demoralize myself. When I finish the blow I take five xanax footballs and pass out on rental furniture. Asleep, I dream I'm awake. I am satan's shill. My stridulations are filtered. My mockery, my despair, my anguish, like my coming and my going, pass ever unnoticed. I am satan's shill. One day I will vanish like a knot in a shoelace. I am satan's shill. A petty criminal, a peeping Tom, a canvas for others tattoos, a repeater, an NPC.