Let me be Frank with you. I was going to talk about the lipstick lesbians and the duck they walked on the leash. But I remembered a better story involving a fag CIO. Back in the late 90’s I started working for a company that sold computer stuff. The CIO was a Chinese fag. I had access to everything… root passwords, switch passwords, pretty much everything. I also had an enormous appetite to learn. I taught myself how to set up mirroring on the switches so I could capture everything and send it to my cube where a computer sat that I had control over. One day I figured out how to dump email box contents. It was normal stuff like the lady in her mid 30’s having the hots for the dood in accounting. Nothing was really interesting until I dumped the chinks box. In it were arrangements for him to fly to a foreign country to bang little boys. I ended up discouraging him by casually mentioning that this country (he was telling everyone about this upcoming trip) was having domestic issues and it might not be the best time to visit. He cancelled his trip. A month later our company was sold and the cube being jacked into a mirror port was discovered. I’m sure the mainframe logs were checked as part of this. The CIO suddenly resigned, finding a new gig. I stuck around for a few more years, long enough to get 100% vested, then left.

To this day I wonder if this chink was part of some early infiltration stuff going on. Googling his name used to bring up stuff but nothing appears now.

I promise to get back to those hotter than hot lipstick lesbians. Hang in there