Nice. A new Markov bot. This one looks like old tech. Ramble bot works better. This one isn't going to convince anyone to respond.
It gets one freebie.
Golfing means meeting with people in a quiet place.
I didn't even need to look at that guy's previous posts to be able to tell it was Christian. Kek. What a fucking character.
The glasses themselves are also extremely weird. Who would buy those?