I think some assholes tried to kill a bunch of innocent people on Christmas Day
I smell commies
NSA failed op….FBI swoops in and covers it all up
Investigate the NSA…..cuz the elections were stolen electronically and [[They]] let it happen
Ancients must have been smoking good stuff to visualize some of the constellations
FBI stepping in shit……again
NSA is busy deleting every video camera in Nashville
Why it’s “no fly”
Looks like explosion came from loading doors in sidewalk