Kek. A year's supply of Rice A Roni would be more useful.
I pulled a hammy reading this post. You'll have to go on without me. I'll look after your women folk whilst you're gone.
gave it a good shot. better than what was rolled.
May your dubs console you.
It's funny because I've been there.
Keks on you fren. I was only making a parting gifts joke based on op's statement. But I'll take the Turtle Wax if you're throwing it in Monte.