Q Research ground control to WeakAss3 2 2…request received, you are cleared for departure on Runway 23L…hold short until the real Patriots on approach have cleared the active, then you are cleared for takeoff. Climb and maintain 23 feet, heading 180, expect vectors to the nearest cliff face, contact Grindr tower on 123.42 and squawk 0666. Good bye and don't ever come back with that nonsense.
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Q Research tower to Fatigue17…hold short at the runup area for runway 17R, looks like you have some smoke, your brakes are dragging. Request you RTB for maintenance. See you back when you've kicked the tires and lit the fires and are good to go get 'em.