I WILL DECLAS!!! - DIDN'T HAPPEN
I WILL BUILD THE WALL!!! - DIDN'T HAPPEN
I WILL LOCK HER UP!!! - DIDN'T HAPPEN
I WILL DECLARE ANTIFA A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION – DIDN'T HAPPEN
I WILL NEVER AGAIN SIGN AN OMNIBUS SPENDING BILL!!! - JUST SIGNED ANOTHER OMNIBUS SPENDING BILL
I WILL REPEAL OBAMACARE!!! - DIDN'T HAPPEN
I WILL ROLL OUT A BEAUTIFUL HEALTH CARE PLAN - DIDN'T HAPPEN
I WILL SPEND TRILLIONS ON INFRASTRUCTURE - DIDN'T HAPPEN
DID ALLOW ANTIFA TO BURN AMERICA TO THE GROUND FOR OVER 100 DAYS WITH ZERO CONSEQUENCES
DID ALLOW BLM TO RACE RIOT FOR OVER 100 DAYS WITH ZERO CONSEQUENCES
DID ALLOW AMERICA TO SHUT DOWN OVER A FAKE PANDEMIC
DID ALLOW MANDATORY HOUSE ARREST OVER A FAKE PANDEMIC
DID ALLOW ILLEGAL CHURCH OVER A FAKE PANDEMIC
DID BRAG UNCEASINGLY ABOUT A DEATH VACCINE FOR A FAKE VIRUS
DID RUIN OVER HALF OF ALL SMALL BUSINESSES FOREVER
DID INCREASE THE DEFICIT BY TRILLIONS
DID PROMISE $500 BILLION OF YOUR TAX MONEY TO BLACKS ONLY – THEY STILL HATE HIM AND WANT HIM DEAD
DID FIRE FLYNN BUT REFUSES TO FIRE HASPEL OR WRAY
DID HIRE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HATE HIM AND WANT HIM DEAD
DID WHINE ENDLESSLY ON TWITTER ABOUT ALL OF THE ASSHOLES HE PERSONALLY HIRED
DID PUT THREE ASSHOLES ONTO THE SUPREME COURT WHO IMMEDIATELY TURNED AROUND AND FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS
TRUMP DELIVERED NOTHING HE PROMISED AND LEFT AMERICA A WEAKENED, BROKE, AND DIVIDED NATION ON THE VERGE OF CIVIL WAR
B-B-BUT LOWEST BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
B-B-BUT FIRST GAY AMBASSADOR