Keep baking, patriots.
Long before I'd ever heard the term "anti-vax" or "conspiracy theory", I listened to my grandmother explain that her baby boy (my uncle) was perfectly healthy until, at the age of 3 months, he had a vaccine which triggered a fever that left him severely mentally handicapped. They fought with authorities for years, but it never amounted to anything, and most people dismissed them as deluded. I didn't know what to think but today I'm inclined to think my grandparents were probably right. Today, my uncle wears a diaper and lives in a home for those unable to feed or clothe themselves.