TITS!!! or GTFO
These have got to be fake from the get go. Who would get in that rickety looking kayak thingie, two grown adults in that thing! And no hats, no sunglasses, nothing. WTF? And you're telling me this incredibly vain woman would let herself be seen in this condition? NO way. She would at very least have sunglasses and some stupid headgear on her head.