RIGGED ELECTION NOT FAIR!!!
WHAAAA SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING WE WON BIG!!!
WHAAA TOTALLY CROOKED WE WON SWING STATES SCAM ELECTION TOTALLY STOLEN WHAAAAA
NOT FAIR NOT FAIR WHAAAA WE WON BIG WE THE PEOPLE WHAAAA THEY ARE STEALING THE ELECTION WE WON BIGLY WHAAAAAA
CROOKED POLITICIANS REPUBLICANS I SUPPORTED HATE ME WHAAAAAA SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING NOT FAIR WHAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MAN EVERYONE I HIRED AND SUPPORTED OVER THE PAST FOUR YEARS HAS FUCKED ME IN THE ASSHOLE HERE LET ME BEND OVER SOME MORE NO LUBE PLEASE I'M TOO WEAK OF A MAN WHAAAAAAAAA NOT FAIR WHAAAAAAA SOMEBODY SHOULD DO SOMETHING NO LUBE WHAAAAAAAA
WHAAAA SOMEBODY SHOULD DELCAS WHAAAAA WHERE THE HELL IS DURHAM THE GUY THAT WORKS FOR ME WHAAAAA THE DEEP STATE IS CROOKED THAT WHY I HIRED THAM AND REFUSE TO FIRE THEM WHAAAAAA TOTALLY NOT FAIR SOMEBODY SHOULD DESIGNATE ANTIFA A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION NOT FAIR WHAAAAAAA
REMEMBER WHEN CRAZY RUDY WAS GONNA SHOCK THE WORLD WITH HIS UKRAINE RESEARCH THAT WOULD TOTALLY TAKE DOWN THE DEMS LAST YEAR THAT WAS SO COOL HE DID THAT WOW