Some good ones on there haha:
Replacing Donald Trump with Joe Biden is like replacing the hatch on a submarine with a screen door
Replacing @realDonaldTrump with #BolshevikBiden is like running the heat in the dead of winter with all of the windows open in your house….
Replacing @realDonaldTrump with #BolshevikBiden is like stuffing a dozen ribeye steaks in your freezer, then leaving the freezer door open while you go on vacation….
Replacing @realDonaldTrump with Joey Bribes is like repairing the dent on your Mercedes with duck tape. Or maybe frog tape. #SawItInMemphis
Replacing @realDonaldTrump with @JoeBiden is like running the @SenateFloor with Xi Jinping on January 6th, 2021 and asking him, instead of @VP, to challenge the fraudulent swing state vote totals.
Let's run with this… Replacing @realDonaldTrump with #BolshevikBiden is like crapping your pants and changing your shirt
Replacing @realDonaldTrump with #BejingBiden @JoeBiden is like trading a Rolls Royce in for a #CashForClunker ride!! Approved by Obama of course!
Let's run with this… Replacing @realDonaldTrump with #BolshevikBiden is like calling yourself patriotic, but you're a Democrat….
ok, replacing Trump with Biden is like dumping your smoking hot young girlfriend because you weirdly want to bang her senile ol' grandmother who sniffs your neck hair and who's son has a sexual relationship with feet and is in the pocket of The CCP who have filmed it all.
It’s like inviting your mother in law to go with you on your honeymoon
Replacing POTUS with Biden is like hearing of a virus and racing to the store for toilet paper…oh wait…
It’s like power washing your driveway with a toothbrush
Like milking a squirrel because you need butter.
Replacing @realDonaldTrump with Biden is like calling up your chester malester uncle and asking him to babysit the kids
Replacing Donald Trump with Joe Biden is like putting diesel in a gas powered vehicle.
Replacing Donald Trump with #BolshevikBiden is like trading your nice suburban house for a termite-infested hut on Epstein Island with no electricity
https://twitter.com/BobbyPiton3/status/1344424720498831367