ty Marvin
I thought you were inactive, Marvin.
If only Jeffrey Epstein *were still alive
As anon pointed out, the if is the qualifier.
If I/you/he/she/they were … is the subjunctive mood, which, in romance languages, is a complete verb tense instead of just a mere mood.
>Too bad, Marvin.
Bread is already active and thank fuck you are not at the helm you pig fucking waste of oxygen.