Then sue, motherfucker. Sue and see what happens.
Every modern printer has an embedded microcode that identifies where and when it was printed. To track counterfeiters.
Thank you, USSS!
Best guess? POTUS arranged his Mar A Lago party to keep his peeps safe. Then went back to DC to oversee operations.
Pardon Assange New Years Eve.
Make address New Years Day.
Start arrests.