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Anonymous ID: 21e6c9 Dec. 31, 2020, 4:40 p.m. No.12258432   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8491 >>8548 >>8560

The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2021

 

It's official: 2020 was the worst year ever, except for almost all the other years in human history! Will 2021 be a better year? Take a look at the Babylon Bee's official list of infallible predictions for next year and decide for yourself!

 

January 1 - New Year resolutions begin

 

January 5 - New Year resolutions downgraded

 

January 20 - Biden sworn in

 

January 21 - Biden dies of natural causes

 

January 22 - Trump announces 2024 presidential run

 

January 23 - 2024 Campaign kicks off

 

January 25 - Obama releases new memoir

 

January 27 - Feminists finally begin to reverse Handmaid's Tale

 

February 1 - All remaining Trump supporters hunted down and executed

 

February 2 - Electoral college, First Amendment, Second Amendment, churches, and capitalism eliminated

 

February 3 - Democrats announce return to unity

 

February 29 - China officially annexes United States

 

March 1 - Pronouns must be tattooed on forehead or hand

 

March 3 - Space Force training exercise accidentally blows up the moon

 

March 6 - Elon Musk fixes moon

 

March 10 - Obama releases new memoir

 

March 21 - COVID 20 arrives

 

March 25 - FDA approves first permanent mask facial implant

 

April 1 - Cuomo hunts down remaining elderly in New York

 

April 19 - Steven Furtick announces he is the Messiah

 

May 5 - Elon Musk accepts Christ

 

May 6 - Joel Osteen accepts Christ

 

May 10 - Obama releases new memoir

 

June 6 - AOC tweets something dumb

 

July 3 - Kamala Harris forces gulag prisoners to make bricks without straw

 

August 15 - Netflix releases Cuties 2

 

September 5 - CHAZ 2 founded

 

September 6 - CHAZ 2 dismantled

 

October 1 - Beth Moore becomes Head Pastor of Christianity

 

October 8 - Obama releases new memoir

 

October 11 - ISIS takes over all of Canada

 

November 17 - Development complete on Cyberpunk 2077

 

December 10th - We finally find out what the squirrels have been up to

 

December 25 - Kamala Harris outlaws Christmas and becomes Empress of The World

 

December 27 - Obama releases new memoir

 

December 30 - Sydney Powell announces Kraken will finally be released next week

 

December 31 - Jesus returns

 

Yikes– looks like 2021 will be another doozy! Happy New Year!

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-predictions-for-2021

Anonymous ID: 21e6c9 Dec. 31, 2020, 4:43 p.m. No.12258490   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8502 >>8539 >>8620 >>8628 >>8943 >>9050

Lt. Gen. Tom McInerney predicts Mike Pence will throw out six Biden elector slates

 

Today, the Two Mikes were again honored to host Lieutenant-General Thomas McInerny. The General, as always, was direct and frank, saying that the republic’s current constitutional crisis will be constitutionally resolved by Vice President Pence on 6 January 2021.

 

General McInerny said to expect that Mr. Pence will refuse to accept as legal the election results certified and delivered to Congress by the states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, and Nevada. After doing so, President Trump will be declared re-elected on the basis of the remaining, valid electoral votes.

 

Vice-President Pence will explain that his decision was made because the six states whose votes were invalidated did not obey provisions in their own constitutions, and the laws supportive thereof passed by their state legislature. Instead the election process in each of the six states followed dictates issued by executive-branch members and/or bureaucrats. The latter procedure clearly is unconstitutional according to the constitutions of the six states and the federal Constitution.

 

https://noqreport.com/2020/12/31/lt-gen-tom-mcinerney-predicts-mike-pence-will-throw-out-six-biden-elector-slates/