You get $600 now, and if you're really, really good, then you might get $1400 later. But don't spend it all in one place because you ain't getting shit after this. Instead, our wonderful representatives and senators in congress our going to send it overseas to research mating habits of fish, and help out the farmers of Zimbabwe, and of course, launder it back to themselves and all their buddies.
That's what's going on.