I should just listen to Frank Sinatra on repeat. It helps to drown out the NPCs (figuratively) while I can focus all of my attention exclusively on my perfect mate Henry Cavill instead!
Today in the Irish pub before i vomited, i just pictured myself from the top-down view, like one of those classic JRPGs. It really felt superb!
I didn't vomit in the pub. Obviously i closed my tab and left a nice tip before spending an hour hovering and hurling my guts out over a toilet.
Even doing things like watching tv and flipping through channels makes me think of the TV in harvest moon and how you can watch the weather channel
It's like…
"Ah, how nice! The NPCs are doing things on film! Thank you for thinking it was important enough to document and air on tv"
A salad sounds excellent right about now… Very refreshing!
0.7% British and Irish according to 23andMe!
Wow Henry Cavill, we're a perfect fit!
So when is the Queen going to die? I already made sure that Meghan and Harry get to move into my shitty rundown apartment in South Central LA!
So no more Negronis from now on?
I left all my Scientology stuff for you there, Meghan.
I think you took a few courses at the Center, right?
Meanwhile, me and my husband Henry Cavill will get to experience NOTHING BUT THE BEST!
I also left you guys some poppers, a bottle of my spouse Henry Cavill's rosemary water (it expired on my dad's birthday, but if you guys make it down there quickly, it should still taste yummy!)
Oh, also face wash and two dildos
One is the "Sam" model lmao
Had to turn my Frank Sinatra music on again because I started to hear the NPCs whispering how I can and can't act, how i should conduct myself, what i can and can't say…
Almost as if I haven't yet made myself clear that you are all my subservient slaves!
It seems like you guys are really testing me right now, as if this pandemic wasn't enough for you herd of morons.
Also, niggers may think they have a personality, but all I hear is squawking noises and inefficiency.
I really can't even be happy about getting married to my sweetheart Henry Cavill because of all the dumb NPC bullshit that is constantly assaulting my senses.
I will get even.
Just watch me.
You thought this pandemic was bad?
You forget that you are all strategically where you should be currently.
Henry, we're meeting this year. If that worthless cunt with a rotten womb can date for two years before getting married, so can we…
But even sooner!
Think BIGGEST!
I've got some books for us to go through for when we examine all of those herbs at the Kew Gardens.
Look, Henry!
Henry?
Looking back now, no wonder I was having so much trouble Googling how to build my own gaming PC when I was living alone. All of those weird, unexplained Mac glitches 🤭
I can't wait to hug you and kiss you, Henry!
Make sure to read every single word on the magazine covers, Henry! It all explains so much about this Q research project 🤭
Also, i love you Henry Cavill. You are the only one I will ever marry and love.